"This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?"
"There
is no button like that. I never even
considered that!"
"Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great... wink wink?"
"There is no muffin button!!"
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There's an exact GIMP tutorial for a button right here:
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Apparently, it can help you read minds as well!

But it waaaaaaas! There's science and stuff!!
lol
That's nuckin futs!
There MUST be a way to make an actual, working button...